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There are many more moments that brings a smile on my face in a day .... have ever counted how many such moments are there in your everyday life???? NO!!! start now .. and tell every one what makes you smile...

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Feb 6, 2011

Smile Rocks!!

* Friend received a package from the navy containing the civilian clothes her son was wearing when he left for training camp. not wanting to open the box, she put it away. This amused her hasband, who accused her of being a sentimental old fool. "I'm not sentimantal ," she shot back. "I'm realistic. His shoes, socks have been inside that box for two weeks, and i'm not going to be the one to open it!!"

* My friend was tired of her husband coming home drunk, and decided to scare him straight. one night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. when her husband walked by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail and pitchfrok.

" Who are you?" he slurred.

" I'm the devil," She answered.

"Well, come on home with me" he said.

"I married your sister."

* "You've got to help me," the man said to the psychiatrist. " Every night this week i've dreamed i'm playing in a badminton tournament. Then I wake up tired and sweaty."

"okay, here's your medicine," the doctor said. "Drink this right away and you'll be cured in no time."

"Can't I wait and drink it twomorrow?" the dreamer wanted to know.

" Why?" the doctor asked.

"It's our championship game tonight

* " Can you join us for golf foursome ?" one doctor asked another on phone.

" We're one short."

" Yes, I'll rush right over," he replied.

" Is it serious, darling?" asked his anxious wife as she helped him put on his coat.

"I'm afraid it is, my dear," he said.

" There are three doctors there already."

*Like all mothers, my friend worried about losing them or leaving one behind somewhere. One day, she was particularly flustered as she rushed about with her toddler and eight year old in tow.

After pushing through a swing door into an office block, she suddenly stopped in horror and blurted out,

"Where's sunny?"

with a bemused look, her eight year old son said calmly, "Mum, you're carrying him."

Feb 5, 2011

Ultimate blog: Face to Face with ur DREAMS...

Face to Face with ur DREAMS...

When author Patricia Garfield surveyed 500 people about there dreams she got 5 most typical dreams:

1. Being chased- In a survey 80 percent reported dreams of being chased or attacked. for kids it's usually animals such as bears or sharks, while adults are often pursued by robbers... "any threat in our environment, whether by person or situation, can becom literal in a dreams."

2. Lost away- another typical kind of dream is being lost in a crowed place like market area or a railway station e.t.c. "lack of confidence and extremely dependent upon someone may cause such dreams"

3. Falling- Off a cliff, out of bed, onto pathway: many people awaken with a bolt. " this happens simply because our muscles give a jerk as they release the day's tension."

4. School Dreams- About 60 precent of university students have anxiety-ridden dreams of sitting down to write an exam they never studied for or being lost in school corridors. "for most of us, may be 'coz the first time we feel tested is in school..."

5 Flying- The sense of rising and swooping through the air "what it's like to fly is thought to come from our parents tossing us into the air when we were children."