* Friend received a package from the navy containing the civilian clothes her son was wearing when he left for training camp. not wanting to open the box, she put it away. This amused her hasband, who accused her of being a sentimental old fool. "I'm not sentimantal ," she shot back. "I'm realistic. His shoes, socks have been inside that box for two weeks, and i'm not going to be the one to open it!!"
* My friend was tired of her husband coming home drunk, and decided to scare him straight. one night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. when her husband walked by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail and pitchfrok.
" Who are you?" he slurred.
" I'm the devil," She answered.
"Well, come on home with me" he said.
"I married your sister."
* "You've got to help me," the man said to the psychiatrist. " Every night this week i've dreamed i'm playing in a badminton tournament. Then I wake up tired and sweaty."
"okay, here's your medicine," the doctor said. "Drink this right away and you'll be cured in no time."
"Can't I wait and drink it twomorrow?" the dreamer wanted to know.
" Why?" the doctor asked.
"It's our championship game tonight
* " Can you join us for golf foursome ?" one doctor asked another on phone.
" We're one short."
" Yes, I'll rush right over," he replied.
" Is it serious, darling?" asked his anxious wife as she helped him put on his coat.
"I'm afraid it is, my dear," he said.
" There are three doctors there already."
*Like all mothers, my friend worried about losing them or leaving one behind somewhere. One day, she was particularly flustered as she rushed about with her toddler and eight year old in tow.
After pushing through a swing door into an office block, she suddenly stopped in horror and blurted out,
"Where's sunny?"
with a bemused look, her eight year old son said calmly, "Mum, you're carrying him."
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